
Not Kylie biking in Tabis!
I truly love the semiotics of a celebrity date, from Dua Lipa and Callum Turner tubing around the Amalfi Coast to Sarah Pidgeon and Joe Alwyn getting drinks and making out in New York. For someone who hates to engage in athletic endeavors in my own romantic life, though, I’m particularly gagged (in the good, gay way) over the recently released photos of Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet going for a Citi Bike ride together.
Below, all the thoughts I had about the couple’s cycle à deux:
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