68 Thoughts I Had About ‘Toy Story 5’

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If you’re wondering what it’s like to be a 30-something, single, childfree woman seeing Toy Story 5 alone at the Burbank AMC at 10:30 a.m. on opening day, let me tell you: it’s a lot. Between the film’s colorful antics, the ear-splitting joy of the small children all around me, and my slight yet persistent hangover, watching Toy Story 5 in theaters was mildly harrowing—but I still liked the movie! And I really like that my job sometimes involves seeing movies and recapping them on Friday mornings!

Below, please find every thought I had (literally) while watching Toy Story 5.

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Vogue

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