72 Thoughts I Had While Watching Episode 1 of ‘Sterling Point’

When I was first alerted to the existence of the Prime Video series Sterling Point, my millennial mind automatically jumped to Moody’s Point, the subtly brilliant Dawson’s Creek parody from The Amanda Show. (IYKYK!) As it turns out, Sterling Point—which follows a New York teenager as she inherits her grandfather’s island in Canada, something that is constantly happening to me—is even better.

Below, find every thought I had about Season 1, Episode 1 of Sterling Point, titled “But I Just Took an Ambien.”